so today I was feeding my anaconda, ya know the one I had imported from the amazon, and he’s on an all bread diet and this lady walked up and was like trying to feed him a mouse and I was like my anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns hon

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thecollection613:

con-la-muerte:

xkittykaattx:

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

madehimsaycomfychairs:

floacist:

iwishitwas1983:

I’m crying.

LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning

"mr. owl"
"oh jesus christ"
"please don’t give me that look"
"please don’t fly"

DYING omg

That owl is 30000000% done

every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it

never fails 

Lolol omg I’m done

Reblog every time

and the owl didn’t even bring the Hogwarts letter…

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sharapwna:

ventai:

HE HAS RETURNED

the prostitute though lmao